askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

floozys:

i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”

you don’t find yourself 

you make yourself

you’re a blank canvas

don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases

when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time

you can be anything you want to be 

you don’t need to find yourself 

you already have yourself

now paint

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

the-adequate-gatsby:

It’s 3 am

You hear a noise in your kitchen

You go to investigate

It’s me sitting at your table

I ask you to sit down

“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.” 

walmart-stripper:

just watching some quality movies on a friday night

textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”

ursorum:

im trying not to judge books by their covers 

but